On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
a new set of burdensome regs.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Two bias suits,
And a new set of burdensome regs.
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Three comp claims,
Two bias suits,
And a new set of burdensome regs.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Four bathroom bills,
Three comp claims,
Two bias suits,
And a new set of burdensome regs.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Five ULPs . . .
Four bathroom bills,
Three comp claims,
Two bias suits,
And a new set of burdensome regs.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Six whistleblowers,
Five ULPs . . .
Four bathroom bills,
Three comp claims,
Two bias suits,
And a new set of burdensome regs.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Seven safety hazards,
Six whistleblowers,
Five ULPs . . .
Four bathroom bills,
Three comp claims,
Two bias suits,
And a new set of burdensome regs.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eight on-site visits,
Seven safety hazards,
Six whistleblowers,
Five ULPs . . .
Four bathroom bills,
Three comp claims,
Two bias suits,
And a new set of burdensome regs.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Nine class actions,
Eight on-site visits,
Seven safety hazards,
Six whistleblowers,
Five ULPs . . .
Four bathroom bills,
Three comp claims,
Two bias suits,
And a new set of burdensome regs.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Ten wage-hour audits,
Nine class actions,
Eight on-site visits,
Seven safety hazards,
Six whistleblowers,
Five ULPs . . .
Four bathroom bills,
Three comp claims,
Two bias suits,
And a new set of burdensome regs.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eleven nursing mom laws,
Ten wage-hour audits,
Nine class actions,
Eight on-site visits,
Seven safety hazards,
Six whistleblowers,
Five ULPs . . .
Four bathroom bills,
Three comp claims,
Two bias suits,
And a new set of burdensome regs.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, I’m feeling much less blue . . .
‘Cause in 2017, Andy Puzder* will undo . . .
Eleven nursing mom laws,
Ten wage-hour audits,
Nine class actions,
Eight on-site visits,
Seven safety hazards,
Six whistleblowers,
Five ULPs . . .
Four bathroom bills,
Three comp claims,
Two bias suits,
And a new set of burdensome regs.
